January 2013
So MM’s sleeping over later
My mom’s going to a movie.
Meaning, we’ll be able to hide up in my room door awhile
and I can show her the vibrator I found last night MOM VIBRATORS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HIDDEN IN UNDERWEAR DRAWERS NOT SOCK DRAWERS THAT YOU DAUGHTR LOOKS IN
seriously there are 94 OF YOU GUYS AND MORE THAN HALF ARE PROBABLY AVENGERS FANS
GO
FOLLOW
iam—thor-odinson.tumblr.com
DO IT
castlecoffee13:
fabubbly:
I put the laughter in manslaughter
4 tags
overachievious:
louuistomlinson:
allexsheathes:
every single fandom explained in one gif
#what the fuck is this supposed to be #a million sam winchesters
#a million sam winchesters
babylizard:
repeat after me
there’s nothing “slutty” or inherently wrong about posting nudes for attention
wanting attention is okay
being proud of your body is a beautiful thing
let’s stop perpetuating the idea that being open with your body/sexuality is somehow a shameful or negative thing because it isn’t
and if that makes me slutty or shameful then good i want to be the sluttiest slut...
If I kill myself one day don't act like you cared...
3 tags
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Friendly reminder that I could’ve been 10lbs lighter by the time I got back to school, when in actuality, I’m about 3-5lbs heavier.
Fun.
At least tomorrow no one will be around to harass me about eating.
OMG GUISE MY THOR BLOG IS A SUCCESS
today is my 6th day with it, im 60% more illiterate than i was before, and its SO FUNNY i have 40 followers and people love the thor crack-ness
THEN i have a new one: anwiraugustine
so yeah look at those if you’re wondering whether i died or not
tastefuliguess:
congragulation:
the ultimate question of doctor who isn’t “doctor who?”
it’s “how the hell do daleks build anything”
SERIOUSLY THEY HAVE A WHISK AND A PLUNGER
concentration-lamp:
can-i-touch-ur-butt-since-i:
concentration-lamp:
I’m saving my 2013th post for the new year.
wasn’t this your 2013th post..?
Fuck.
To all the people who have fought with depression,...
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Started off with a kiss from my puppy, so I think this year will be better than the last.
iammidgardsrightfulking:
actuallybatman:
lokisha-laufeyfey:
oh hey you wanna know whats really really sad
They tortured THIS
So badly
he ended up
becoming
THIS
this post is aCTUALLY THE WORST
shadefur:
Man I’ve done nothing but sit in this chair for the whole year
nefertiti-is-my-division:
rnarker:
a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu
GOD THAT TOOK ME LIKE FIVE MINUTES AND THEN I STARTED CRYING FROM BOTH LAUGHTER AND SHAME
garretblogs:
Note: The cure for asthma is not, “Just breathe!”, and the cure for cancer is not, “Stop growing those cells!” Similarly, the cure for depression is not, “Just be happier!”, and the cure for anxiety is not, “Stop worrying so much!” These are not phases of life for teenagers and the weak-minded - they are serious and chronic medical illnesses.
reginasmom:
did this year actually happen because literally all i can remember from these past twelve months is romney vs obama and gangnam style and the olympics.
kanyesmom:
my new years resolution is to get hot
kanyesmom:
my new years resolution is to get hot
davegrohlsfacialhair:
thejasminevillegasanon:
What if Taylor Swift dated Ed Sheeran but he cheated on her with Adele and then they all broke up?
that might be the actual apocalypse
Reblog if I can leave you a sexually uncomfortable...
just-an-ugly-girl:
only-a-suicidal-girl:
t0ughtitties:
If you can’t post it, I win.
uuuuuh, hi.
Go ahead guys c;
My parents often warned me that people on the internet could be lying about who they really are but I’ve found that the internet is the only place where are truly themselves and in reality they lie about who they are offline.
this is so true it hurts
boringmundanes:
donnermaysilee:
do authors cry when they kill the best characters or
They smile and laugh then have tea with satan
drunkencolfer:
if i were dating myself i would surprise myself with starbucks everyday it would be so adorable
December 2012
thebadwolf:
thebadwolf:
I wanted to do something nice for 2013, so I’ve decided that starting today until January 3rd, I’ll write the URL anyone who reblogs this on a slip of paper, put it in a jar, and every day pull out a URL and write something nice in the ask. Following me isn’t required!
Keep it going guys! This is going to be fun! :)
P.S. You don’t have to be following me to do...
un-cool-me:
pizzaforpresident:
vaspim:
...
Music can save lives. Reblog this and add an...
Save You - Simple Plan
Yellow - Coldplay
F**kin Perfect - P!nk
Who You Are - Jessie J
Just The Way You Are - Bruno Mars
Skyscraper - Demi Lovato
The Scientist - Coldplay
Adam's Song - Blink-182
Fix You - Coldplay
The Middle - Jimmy Eat World
Shake It Out - Florence and the Machine
Never Give in - Black veil brides
4 Words (To Choke Upon) - Bullet For My Valentine
Saviour - Black Veil Brides
Hold On Till May - Pierce the Veil
Famous Last Words - My Chemical Romance
Who Are You Now - Sleeping With Sirens
If I'm James Dean, then you're Audrey Hepburn - Sleeping With Sirens
Iris - The Goo Goo Dolls
Invincible - Muse
Screenager - Muse
Blackout - Muse
This Too Shall Pass - OK Go
Lover Dearest-Marianas Trench
The Masterplan - Oasis
Whatever - Oasis
Butterflies And Hurricanes - Muse
The perfect kiss - New Order
Stay young - Oasis
Beside You-Marianas Trench
You've got the heart of a star - Oasis
Stop crying your heart out - Oasis
Born This Way - Lady Gaga
All Things Must Pass - George Harrison
Legacy- Memphis May Fire
Vaulted Ceilings- Memphis May Fire
What I've Done- Linkin Park
Sanctuary- Paradise Fears
Therapy- All Time Low
Porcelain-Marianas Trench
Never Too Late- Three Days Grace
The Storm - Of Mice & Men
The Great Hendowski - Of Mice & Men
Forever and Always - Parachute
Breathe-Sia
Between Two Lungs- Florence and the Machine
True Colors- Cyndi Lauper
A Match Into Water- Pierce The Veil
Disasterology- Pierce The Veil
Try- P!nk
Roger Rabbit - Sleeping with Sirens
How To Save A Life - The Fray
Someone, Somewhere - Asking Alexandria
Little Things - One Direction
I, Alone - OTEP
The Memory - Mayday Parade
Hospital Beds - Cold War Kids
Stay - Mayday Parade
Jersey - Mayday Parade
House Of Hallways - Go Radio
Forever My Father - Go Radio
Miserable At Best - Mayday Parade
Boston - Augustana
Goodnight Moon - Go Radio
Three Cheers For Five Years - Mayday Parade
Lies - Marina and The Diamonds
What If You Don't - Go Radio
Catastrophe - Forever The Sickest Kids
When You See My Friends - Mayday Parade
The End - Mayday Parade
The Last Something That Meant Anything - Mayday Parade
Coming Back Down - Hollywood Undead
When You Can't Sleep At Night - Of Mice & Men
30 Seconds to Mars - Closer to the Edge
rooftops - lostprophets
all i want - a day to remember
we are the freaks - for (n)ever after
my time - nylon sky
you pretend - nylon sky
beauty is a monster - nylon sky
second and serbring - of mice&men
minority - green day
better do better - hard-fi
thank you for the venom - my chemical romance
red flag - billy tallent
therapy - all time low
screaming infidelities - dashboard confessionals
my beautiful rescue - this providence
move along - the all american rejects
you only live once - suicide silence
miles away - memphis may fire
it ends tonight - the all american rejects
prove me right - memphis may fire
now and then - we are the ocean
No More San Francisco - Craig Owens
Demolition Lovers- my chemical romance
The World Is Ugly - My Chemical Romance
Kings And Queens - 30 Seconds to Mars
Avenged Sevenfold - So Far Away
Wake Me Up When September Ends - Green Day
I'm Not Your Hero - Tegan and Sara
I am not a robot- Marina & the Diamonds
On Top of the World- Imagine Dragons
The World's Greatest- R.Kelly
Not Alone - Darren Criss
Dark Side - Kelly Clarkson
Dreamer - Elizaveta
Strictly Game - Harlem Shakes
Float - Flogging Molly
Drive - Incubus
Boys (Lesson One) - Jars of Clay
Hero - Jars of Clay
Shooting Star - Owl City
Just Give Me A Reason - P!nk
Stronger - Kelly Clarkson
I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor
Don't Stop Me Now - Queen
Don't Stop Believing - Journey
Let the Day Begin - The Call
You Are the Heart - Blood on the Dance Floor
The Light Behind Your Eyes - My chemical Romance
Eyes Open - Taylor Swift
Morning Star - AFI
Darlin-Avril Lavigne
Hold On Till May-Pierce the Veil
thatweirdgirlwho:
I’ve seen this picture like 15 times but no one is asking what Dan is doing with his face
He looks like a baby who has just discovered his hands and is thoroughly entertained
