So MM’s sleeping over later

My mom’s going to a movie.

Meaning, we’ll be able to hide up in my room door awhile

and I can show her the vibrator I found last night MOM VIBRATORS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HIDDEN IN UNDERWEAR DRAWERS NOT SOCK DRAWERS THAT YOU DAUGHTR LOOKS IN

seriously there are 94 OF YOU GUYS AND MORE THAN HALF ARE PROBABLY AVENGERS FANS

GO

FOLLOW

iam—thor-odinson.tumblr.com

DO IT

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castlecoffee13:

fabubbly:

I put the laughter in manslaughter

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iamtheisabella:


zukowantshonorforchristmas:

rawrsamsadino:


John Green everyone

#wow cutie patootie
I have never before heard my favourite author referred to as a cutie patootie. 
But I don’t disagree. 

I mean he is kind of adorable





JOHN GREEN GET YOUR ASS ON THIS TEXT POST YOU MAKE EVERY TEXT POST BETTER I WANNA HEAR YOUR OPINION ON THIS

iamtheisabella:

zukowantshonorforchristmas:

rawrsamsadino:

John Green everyone

#wow cutie patootie

I have never before heard my favourite author referred to as a cutie patootie. 

But I don’t disagree. 

I mean he is kind of adorable

JOHN GREEN GET YOUR ASS ON THIS TEXT POST YOU MAKE EVERY TEXT POST BETTER I WANNA HEAR YOUR OPINION ON THIS

(Source: ofdanhowell)

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babylizard:

repeat after me

  • there’s nothing “slutty” or inherently wrong about posting nudes for attention
  • wanting attention is okay
  • being proud of your body is a beautiful thing
  • let’s stop perpetuating the idea that being open with your body/sexuality is somehow a shameful or negative thing because it isn’t
  • and if that makes me slutty or shameful then good i want to be the sluttiest slut of them ALL
  • kiss my cute butte

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rohzana2:

Can a sister get a ‘HELL FUCKIN YEAH!’ For my buddy Scott, who protected a woman from her abusive ex! Scott was in the hospital for 8 days! The Asshat attacked him with a box cutter. Nose cut 3/4”, stabbed in the arm (16 stitches), the slash across his chest went through to his left lung puncturing it (30 staples)… He is much better now, but he has a lot of nerve damage across his chest and forearm where he was stabbed. He’s got a long way to go. Let’s see how many reblogs/RTs we can get for this BAMF!

rohzana2:

Can a sister get a ‘HELL FUCKIN YEAH!’ For my buddy Scott, who protected a woman from her abusive ex! Scott was in the hospital for 8 days! The Asshat attacked him with a box cutter. Nose cut 3/4”, stabbed in the arm (16 stitches), the slash across his chest went through to his left lung puncturing it (30 staples)… He is much better now, but he has a lot of nerve damage across his chest and forearm where he was stabbed. He’s got a long way to go. Let’s see how many reblogs/RTs we can get for this BAMF!

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