So MM’s sleeping over later

My mom’s going to a movie.

Meaning, we’ll be able to hide up in my room door awhile

and I can show her the vibrator I found last night MOM VIBRATORS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HIDDEN IN UNDERWEAR DRAWERS NOT SOCK DRAWERS THAT YOU DAUGHTR LOOKS IN

fagsindubai:  

fagsindubai:

 

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seriously there are 94 OF YOU GUYS AND MORE THAN HALF ARE PROBABLY AVENGERS FANS

GO

FOLLOW

iam—thor-odinson.tumblr.com

DO IT

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castlecoffee13:

fabubbly:

I put the laughter in manslaughter

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iamtheisabella: zukowantshonorforchristmas: rawrsamsadino: John Green everyone #wow cutie patootie I have never before heard my favourite author referred to as a cutie patootie.  But I don’t disagree.  I mean he is kind of adorable JOHN GREEN GET YOUR ASS ON THIS TEXT POST YOU MAKE EVERY TEXT POST BETTER I WANNA HEAR YOUR OPINION ON THIS

iamtheisabella:

zukowantshonorforchristmas:

rawrsamsadino:

John Green everyone

#wow cutie patootie

I have never before heard my favourite author referred to as a cutie patootie. 

But I don’t disagree. 

I mean he is kind of adorable

JOHN GREEN GET YOUR ASS ON THIS TEXT POST YOU MAKE EVERY TEXT POST BETTER I WANNA HEAR YOUR OPINION ON THIS

(Source: ofdanhowell)

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moshbrotatoes: THAT GOD DAMN SLEEVE IS LIFE

moshbrotatoes:

THAT GOD DAMN SLEEVE IS LIFE

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overachievious:

louuistomlinson:

allexsheathes:

every single fandom explained in one gif

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#what the fuck is this supposed to be #a million sam winchesters

#a million sam winchesters

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babylizard:

repeat after me

  • there’s nothing “slutty” or inherently wrong about posting nudes for attention
  • wanting attention is okay
  • being proud of your body is a beautiful thing
  • let’s stop perpetuating the idea that being open with your body/sexuality is somehow a shameful or negative thing because it isn’t
  • and if that makes me slutty or shameful then good i want to be the sluttiest slut of them ALL
  • kiss my cute butte

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rohzana2: Can a sister get a ‘HELL FUCKIN YEAH!’ For my buddy Scott, who protected a woman from her abusive ex! Scott was in the hospital for 8 days! The Asshat attacked him with a box cutter. Nose cut 3/4”, stabbed in the arm (16 stitches), the slash across his chest went through to his left lung puncturing it (30 staples)… He is much better now, but he has a lot of nerve damage across his chest and forearm where he was stabbed. He’s got a long way to go. Let’s see how many reblogs/RTs we can get for this BAMF!

rohzana2:

Can a sister get a ‘HELL FUCKIN YEAH!’ For my buddy Scott, who protected a woman from her abusive ex! Scott was in the hospital for 8 days! The Asshat attacked him with a box cutter. Nose cut 3/4”, stabbed in the arm (16 stitches), the slash across his chest went through to his left lung puncturing it (30 staples)… He is much better now, but he has a lot of nerve damage across his chest and forearm where he was stabbed. He’s got a long way to go. Let’s see how many reblogs/RTs we can get for this BAMF!

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